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Matuca 1849 Chili Cook-Off & Hawkers Faire

posted Feb 27, 2019, 12:31 PM by ECV Matuca   [ updated Jul 15, 2019, 8:51 AM ]
Attention all Clampers in good standing!

You are hereby invited to attend Clamper history in the making.  An experiment in bean-ocracy.  I ’m talking about the F.F.B. of 1849. The Fantastic Flatulent Brotherhood of Matuca 1st ever, possibly annual, possibly last, summer chili & bean cook-off and Hawkers fair.

Where you ask? At the Mother Lode Fairgrounds located in the beautiful gold rush town of Sonora, CA. Queen of the Southern Mines.

When you ask? Saturday August 10th 2019/6024.


Why you ask? Because Matuca has nothin’ to do in August.

This is an outdoor event but it will be held in the shade of the fabulous livestock area hay barn! Overnight camping is available for a chapter donation. Little Slippery will be flowing from opening til we’re done, probably about 3:00 pm. There will be a raffle and auction and all the frivolity and flatulence an asshole can take, and that could be stretching it.

Also, this is a once in a lifetime Clampurtunity to become a charter member of the Matuca F.F.A.. For a mere pittance of a price to be determined later, you will receive a certificate of authenticity proclaiming your charter membership in The Frivolous Flatulating Assholes of Matuca. Suitable for framing.

Ok, so whats the rub??

Participation
Cost
 What’s included
 Cooks $25.00 Wristband for slippery, contest entry
 General Admission$20.00
 Wristband for slippery


Tent Camping
Cost
 1 night
 $10.00
 2 nights
$15.00


 RV Hookups  
Cost
1 night
 $35.00


Rules:
  • All clamp no-no’s apply: No guns (real or simulated), no widders, no orphans and no explosives.
  • No cooking to start before 7am Aug, 10th
  • No limit on canned goods. If you think you can win with canned Hormel chili you're wrong, but you can try.
  • Cooks are responsible for their own utensils and everything needed to serve judges. Napkins, spoons, bowls etc
  • Propane fires ONLY, no open fires will be permitted per the campground rules
  • Open to chapter representatives and red shirts

For more info call XNGH Kevin Souza 209-984-2017

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