All Matuca events go on rain or shine. Don’t believe any social media cancellation notices. |
Upcomins'
Matuca 1849 Chili Cook-Off & Bean Feed
Attention all Clampers in good standing! You are hereby invited to attend Clamper history in the making. An experiment in bean-ocracy. I ’m talking about the F.F.A. of 1849. The Frivolous Flatulating Assholes of Matuca 1st ever, possibly annual, possibly last, summer chili & bean cook-off and Hawkers fair. Where you ask? At the Mother Lode Fairgrounds located in the beautiful gold rush town of Sonora, CA. Queen of the Southern Mines. When you ask? Saturday August 10th 2019/6024.  Why you ask? Because Matuca has nothin’ to do in August. This is an outdoor event but it will be held in the shade of the fabulous livestock area hay barn! Overnight camping is available for a chapter donation. Little Slippery will be flowing from opening til we’re done, probably about 3:00 pm. There will be a raffle and auction and all the frivolity and flatulence an asshole can take, and that could be stretching it. Also, this is a once in a lifetime Clampurtunity to become a charter member of the Matuca F.F.A.. For a mere pittance of a price to be determined later, you will receive a certificate of authenticity proclaiming your charter membership in The Frivolous Flatulating Assholes of Matuca. Suitable for framing. 
Rules:
For more info call XNGH Kevin Souza 209-984-2017 |
Mariposa Spring Doins 6024/2019
Alright Brothers, we're going to be at Mayrock for this years Spring Doins in Mariposa where we'll be dedicating the Tip Top Inn. Dedication will begin Saturday April 6th, 6024 at 9:18 and 49 seconds AM. This doins is dedicated to Ken Homestead XNGH for his stalwart participation and hard work to the Matuca Chapter. Your PBCs are to be presented to the Hangman Squeak Simunaci at 11am SHARP and are expected to be clean, odorless and sober. No BS, No exceptions. The Grub will be New Yorks, sauteed mushrooms, salad, bread and fixins' prepared by Matuca's head cook Juan "Bean" Nichols and his cook crew. All Matuca events go on rain or shine, don't believe any social media cancellation notices. Call one of these hoity toity important guys below to get the REAL FACTS NGH - Dave Cox 209-768-7807 VNGH - Stehen Galarneau 209-756-1377 GNR - Kenneth Cox 209-770-7578 When? April 5-7, 6024/2019 What's the RUB??
Send gold dust to: ECV Matuca 1849 PO Box 1844 Columbia CA, 95310 Where?? Dedication Site - 3086 Wass Rd, Mariposa, CA 95338 Doins Site - May Rock HWY 49   |
Matuca Chapter 1849 Sweet Hearts Ball
Let it be heard, far and wide that the Humbug invites all Brothers and their Widders to Mariposa for a celebration of love at the annual Sweet Hearts Ball. Please bring canned goods for those in need! There will be a Widders Gift and raffle WHEN February 23, 2019/6024 Doors open at 4:00pm WHERE Maiposa County Fairgrounds, Building A 5007 Fairgrounds Rd, Mariposa, CA 95338(See map below) BIG SLIPPERY AND LITTLE SLIPPERY - HAWKERS BOOTH (Humbucks required to quench your thirst) DINNER Serving at 5:59 & 2/3 pm Juan "Bean" Nichols and his Cook Crew will serve steak, chicken, scalloped potatoes, veggies, rolls and dessert. ATTIRE Dressing
to the period (1849ish) is recommended but not necessary. Awards will
be awarded to: Best Praire, Saloon, Ballroom Gown, & Best Dressed
CoupleMUSICIAN Dance the evening away to the tunes of our live band. No DJ here!!LOCAL LODGING
RSVP Attendance to the Sweet Hearts Ball is limited to 120 couples. Please RSVP. First come, first served. Mail no later than February 16th 2019!! To RSVP send $65 per couple along with your name and address to: ECV Matuca 1849 PO Box 1844 Columbia CA, 95310 Make checks payable to: Matuca Chapter 1849   |
Matuca Chapter 1849 FIRST EVER 31st annual Widders Ball
Noble Grand Humbug Dave "Diamond Dave" Cox invites all Brothers and their Widders to a winder wonderland
extravaganza that will surely warm your hearts, fill your bellies and
dance your feet off. Dec 1st at the Sonora Fairgrounds, admission is $65 per couple. Sonora Motherlode Fairgrounds, Sierra Building Doors will open at 4pm Bring an unwrapped toy and a can of food for the orphans BIG SLIPPERY AND LITTLE SLIPPERY (Humbucks required) DINNER Serving at 5:59 & 2/3 pm The Matuca Cook Crew will serve steak, chicken, scalloped potatoes, veggies, rolls and dessert. ATTIRE Dressing to the period (1849ish) is recommended but not necessary. Awards will be awarded to: Best Praire, Saloon, Ballroom Gown, & Best Dressed Couple LOCAL LODGING
  |
Fall Dedication and Doin's September 14-16 2018-6023
Alright Brothers, the Hewgag Braws one last time for this year. We will be going back to the El Dorado ranch, remember to bring your popups it can get sunny and hot. I want to thank my Board of Officers for all of their help this year. I couldn;t have gotten any of it done without you all. Most of all I want to thank my Red Shirt Nation. It truly has been an honor to be your Humbug this year. So with all of that said, you are formally requested to grab your clamping supplies and head to the ranch, where we can have one last ride that just might end up a train wreck. -NGH Darrin "Train Wreck" Williams |
Summer Dedication & Doin's - June 1, 2, 3
Alright boys, it's time for our Summer Doin's. And yes, for those of you living under a rock, the rumors are true. This will be a dual skin doins with our brothers from Estanislao Chapter 58. For those of you who don't know, MATUCA sponsered Chapter 58 and this year marks the 60th anniversary of the most satisfactory event. So let's grab your clamping supplies and meet up at Westside property in Tuolumne as we will be dedicating the Carter Cemetery. The usual do's and do not's will apply as always. Hope to see all the brothers there, as this is sure to be an event to remember. Heck, I bet it's gonna be a "train wreck"!! -NGH Darrin "Train Wreck" Williams     |
Spring Dedication & Doin's April 7-8, 2018-6023
The hewgag has sounded boys, so let's load up the wagons and meet at Mayrock. Heck, some of you may even come up the Old Highway in Mariposa, which we will be dedicating as it turns 100 years old. This will be an overnighter, so bring your brothers and your PBCs. But let's go ahead and leave the bad attitudes, long knives, guns and all the other usual no no's at home. Along with your fire pits, as there will be NO FIRES. Hope to see you all there. What say the brethren?? -NGH Darrin "Train Wreck" Williams    |
The First Ever Tenth Annual Sweetheart's Ball
That's right, It's time to celebrate with your Widder! Our NGH Darrin "Trainwreck" Williams and his lovely Widder Karie cordially invite Clampers from far and near to attend our glorious Sweethearts Ball! The ball Will be held this year, like always, at building A in the Mariposa County Fairgrounds. The date will be February 24th, but get your $70 rub in by February 17th, as this event usually sells out. For more information, check out the flyer below, or call the Humbug after sending in the appropriate bribe.    |
Plenty of seats left
Okay kids, there have been some social media posts going around saying that our Widder's Ball is full. Nothing could be further from the truth. We will be taking "pay at door" Clampers and their Widders. To reserve your Pay at door status, give the Clamp Chiseler a call at 209-533-4469. We will run a list, and if we fill up, it will be posted on this site. Don't believe any "other" media posts. |
It's Widder's Ball Time!
Yes, it's true! Our NGH Darrin "Train Wreck" Williams and his lovely Widder Kari Would like to invite All Clampers and their Widders to the 30th annual, first ever Widder's Ball. As usual, this will happen at the Tuolumne County Fairgrounds, but there are a few changes. This event is limited to 150 couples!!!! Be sure to get your rub in the mail. IMPORTANT!!!!!! The mailing address printed in the flyer is incorrect!!!!!!! Send $70 Rub to; |
1-10 of 10
